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Part
One--The Escape Artist
In
later years, holding forth to an interviewer or to an audience of aging
fans at a comic book convention, Sam Clay liked to declare, apropos of
his and Joe Kavalier's greatest creation, that back when he was a boy,
sealed and hog-tied inside the airtight vessel known as Brooklyn, New
York, he had been haunted by dreams of Harry Houdini. "To me, Clark Kent
in a phone booth and Houdini in a packing crate, they were one and the
same thing," he would learnedly expound at WonderCon or Angouleme or to
the editor of Comics Journal "You weren't the same person when you came
out as when you went in. Houdini's
first magic act, you know, back when he was just getting started. It was
called 'Metamorphosis.' It was never just a question of escape. It was
also a question of transformation." The truth was that, as a kid, Sammy
had only a casual interest, at best, in Harry Houdini and his legendary
feats; his great heroes were Nikola Tesla, Louis Pasteur, and Jack London.
Yet his account of his role-of the role of his own imagination-in the
Escapist's birth, like all of his best fabulations, rang true. His dreams
had always been Houdiniesque: they were the dreams of a pupa struggling
in its blind cocoon, mad for a taste of light and air. Houdini was a hero
to little men, city boys, and Jews; Samuel Louis Klayman was all three.
He was seventeen when the adventures began: bigmouthed, perhaps not quite
as quick on his feet as he liked to imagine, and tending to be, like many
optimists, a little excitable. he was not, in any conventional way, handsome.
His face was an inverted triangle, brow large, chin pointed, with pouting
lips and a blunt, quarrelsome nose. He slouched, and wore clothes badly:
he always looked as though he had just been jumped for his lunch money.
He went forward each morning with the hairless cheek of innocence itself,
but by noon a clean shave was no more than a memory, a hoboish penumbra
on the jaw not quite sufficient to make him look tough. He thought of
himself as ugly, but this was because he had never seen his face in repose.
He had delivered the Eagle for most of 1931 in order to afford a set of
dumbbells, which he had hefted every morning for the next eight years
until his arms, chest, and shoulders were ropy and strong; polio had left
him with the legs of a delicate boy. He stood, in his socks, five feet
five inches tall. Like all of his friends, he considered it a compliment
when somebody called him a wiseass. He possessed an incorrect but fervent
understanding of the workings of television, atom power, and antigravity,
and harbored the ambition-one of a thousand-of ending his days on the
warm sunny beaches of the Great Polar Ocean of Venus. An omnivorous reader
with a self-improving streak, cozy with Stevenson, London, and Wells,
dutiful about Wolfe, Dreiser, and Dos Passos, idolatrous of S. J. Perelman,
his self-improvement regime masked the usual guilty appetite. In his case
the covert passion-one of them, at any rate-was for those two-bit argosies
of blood and wonder, the pulps. He had tracked down and read every biweekly
issue of The Shadow going back to 1933, and he was well on his
way to amassing complete runs of The Avenger and Doc Savage.
The
long run of Kavalier & Clay -- and the true history of the Escapists
birth -- began in 1939, toward the end of October, on the night that Sammy's
mother burst into his bedroom, applied the ring and iron knuckles of her
left hand to the side of his cranium, and told him to move over and make
room in the bed for his cousin from Prague. Sammy sat up, heart pounding
in the hinges of his jaw. In the livid light of the fluorescent tube over
the kitchen sink, he made out a slender young man of about his own age,
slumped like a question mark against the doorframe, a disheveled pile
of newspapers pinned under one arm, the other thrown as if in shame across
his face. This, Mrs. Klayman said, giving Sammy a helpful shove toward
the wall, was Josef Kavalier, her brother Emil's son, who had arrived
in Brooklyn tonight on a Greyhound bus, all the way from San Francisco.
"What's
the matter with him?" Sammy said. He slid over until his shoulders touched
cold plaster. He was careful to take both of the pillows with him. "Is
he sick?"
"What
do you think?" said his mother, slapping now at the vacated expanse of
bedsheet, as if to scatter any offending particles of himself that Sammy
might have left behind. She had just come home from her last night on
a two-week graveyard rotation at Bellevue, where she worked as a psychiatric
nurse. The stale breath of the hospital was on her, but the open throat
of her uniform gave off a faint whiff of the lavender water in which she
bathed her tiny frame. The natural fragrance of her body was a spicy,
angry smell like fresh pencil shavings.
"He
can barely stand on his own two feet."
Sammy
peered over his mother, trying to get a better look at poor Josef Kavalier
in his baggy wool suit. He had known, dimly, that he had Czech cousins.
But his mother had not said a word about any of them coming to visit,
let alone to share Sammy's bed. He wasn't sure just how San Francisco
fitted in to the story.
"There
you are," his mother said, standing up straight again, apparently satisfied
at having driven Sammy onto the easternmost rive inches of the mattress.
She turned to Josef Kavalier. "Come here. I want to tell you something:'
She grabbed hold of his ears as if taking a jug by the handles, and crushed
each of his cheeks in turn with her lips. "You made it. All right? You're
here:'
"All
right," said her nephew. He did not sound unconvinced.
She
handed him a washcloth and went out. As soon as she left, Sammy reclaimed
a few precious inches of mattress while his cousin stood there, rubbing
at his mauled cheeks. After a moment, Mrs. Klayman switched off the light
in the kitchen, and they were left in darkness. Sammy heard his cousin
take a deep breath and slowly let it out The stack of newsprint rattled
and then hit the floor with a heavy thud of defeat. His jacket buttons
clicked against the back of a chair; his trousers rustled as he stepped
out of them; he let fall one shoe, then the other. His wristwatch chimed
against the water glass on the nightstand. Then he and a gust of chilly
air got in under the covers, bearing with them an odor of cigarette, armpit,
damp wool, and something sweet and somehow nostalgic that Sammy presently
identified as the smell, on his cousin's breath, of prunes from the leftover
ingot of his mother's "special" meatloaf-prunes were only a small part
of what made it so very special-which he had seen her wrap like a parcel
in a sheet of wax paper and set on a plate in the Frigidaire. So she had
known that her nephew would be arriving tonight, had even been expecting
him for supper, and had said nothing about it to Sammy.
Josef
Kavalier settled back against the mattress, cleared his throat once, tucked
his arms under his head, and then, as if he had been unplugged, stopped
moving. He neither tossed nor fidgeted nor even so much as flexed a toe.
The Big Ben on the nightstand ticked loudly. Josef's breathing thickened
and slowed. Sammy was just wondering if anyone could possibly fall asleep
with such abandon when his cousin spoke.
"As
soon as I can fetch some money, I will find a lodging, and leave the bed,"
he said. His accent was vaguely German, furrowed with an odd Scots pleat.
"That would be nice," Sammy said. "You speak good English."
"Thank
you."
"Where'd
you learn it?"
"I
prefer not to say."
"It's
a secret?"
"It
is a personal matter."
"Can
you tell me what you were doing in California?" said Sammy. "Or is that
confidential information too?"
"I
was crossing over from Japan!"
"Japan!"
Sammy was sick with envy. He had never gone farther on his soda-straw
legs than Buffalo, never undertaken any crossing more treacherous than
the flatulent poison-green ribbon that separated Brooklyn from Manhattan
Island. In that narrow bed, in that bedroom hardly wider than the bed
itself, at the back of an apartment in a solidly lower-middle-class building
on Ocean Avenue, with his grandmother's snoring shaking the walls like
a passing trolley, Sammy dreamed the usual Brooklyn dreams of flight and
transformation and escape. He dreamed with fierce contrivance, transmuting
himself into a major American novelist, or a famous smart person, like
Clifton Fadiman, or perhaps into a heroic doctor; or developing, through
practice and sheer force of will, the mental powers that would give him
a preternatural control over the hearts and minds of men. In his desk
drawer lay-and had lain for some time-the first eleven pages of a massive
autobiographical novel to be entitled either (in the Perelmanian mode)Through
Abe Glass, Darkly or (in the Dreiserian) American Disillusionment
(a subject of which he was still by and large ignorant). He had devoted
an embarrassing number of hours of mute concentration-brow furrowed, breath
held-to the development of his brain's latent powers of telepathy and
mind control. And he had thrilled to that Iliad of medical heroics,
The Microbe Hunters, ten times at least. But like most natives
of Brooklyn, Sammy considered himself a realist, and in general his escape
plans centered around the attainment of fabulous sums of money.
From
the age of six, he had sold seeds, candy bars, houseplants, cleaning fluids,
metal polish, magazine subscriptions, unbreakable combs, and shoelaces
door-to-door. In a Zharkov's laboratory on the kitchen table, he had invented
almost functional button-reattachers, tandem bottle openers, and heatless
clothes irons. In more recent years, Sammy's commercial attention had
been arrested by the field of professional illustration. The great commercial
illustrators and cartoonists Rockwell, Leyendecker, Raymond, Caniff-were
at their zenith, and there was a general impression abroad that, at the
drawing board, a man could not only make a good living but alter the very
texture and tone of the national mood. In Sammy's closet were stacked
dozens of pads of coarse newsprint, filled with horses, Indians, football
heroes, sentient apes, Fokkers, nymphs, moon rockets, buckaroos, Saracens,
tropic jungles, grizzlies, studies of the folds in women's clothing, the
dents in men's hats, the lights in human irises, clouds in the western
sky. His grasp of perspective was tenuous, his knowledge of human anatomy
dubious, his line often sketchy-but he was an enterprising thief. He clipped
favorite pages and panels out of newspapers and comic books and pasted
them into a fat notebook: a thousand different exemplary poses and styles.
He had made extensive use of his bible of clippings in concocting a counterfeit
Terry and the Pirates strip called South China Sea, drawn in faithful
imitation of the great Caniff. He had knocked off Raymond in something
he called Pimpernel of the Planets, and Chester Gould in a lockjawed G-man
strip called Knuckle Duster Doyle. He had tried swiping from Hogarth and
Lee Falk, from George Herriman, Harold Gray, and Elzie Segar. He kept
his sample strips in a fat cardboard portfolio under his bed, waiting
for an opportunity, for his main chance, to present itself.
"Ask
me what?"
"What
was with all the newspapers?"
"They
are your New York newspapers. I bought them at the Grand Central Station."
"How
many?"
For
the first time, he noticed, Josef Kavalier twitched.
"Eleven."
Sammy
quickly calculated on his ringers: there were eight metropolitan dailies.
Ten if you counted the Eagle and the Home News. "I'm missing
one."
"Missing-?"
"Times,
Herald Tribune," he touched two fingertips, "World-Telegram,
Journal-American, Sun." He switched hands. "News,
Post. Uh, Wall Street Journal. And the Brooklyn Eagle.
And the Home News in the Bronx." He dropped his hands to the
mattress. "What's eleven?"
"The
Woman's Daily Wearing."
"Women's
Wear Daily?"
"I
didn't know it was like that. For the garments." He laughed at himself,
a series of brief, throat-clearing rasps. "I was looking for something
about Prague."'
"Did
you find anything? They must have had something in the Times."
"Something.
A little. Nothing about the Jews."
"The
Jews," said Sammy, beginning to understand. It wasn't the latest diplomatic
maneuverings in London and Berlin, or the most recent bit of brutal posturing
by Adolf Hitler, that Josef was hoping to get news of. He was looking
for an item detailing the condition of the Kavalier family. "You know
Jewish? Yiddish. You know it?"
"No."
"That's
too bad. We got four Jewish newspapers in New York. They'd probably have
something."
"What
about German newspapers?"
"I
don't know, but I'd imagine so. We certainly have a lot of Germans. They've
been marching and having rallies all over town."
"I
see."
"You're
worried about your family?"
There
was no reply.
"They
couldn't get out?"
"No.
Not yet." Sammy
felt Josef give his head a sharp shake, as if to end the discussion. "I
find I have smoked all my cigarettes," he went on, in a neutral, phrase-book
tone. "Perhaps you could-"
"You
know, I smoked my last one before bed," said Sammy. "Hey, how'd you know
I smoke? Do I smell?"
"Sammy,"
his mother called, "sleep."
Sammy
sniffed himself. "Huh. I wonder if Ethel can smell it. She doesn't like
it. I want to smoke, I've got to go out the window, there, onto the fire
escape."
"No
smoking in bed," Josef said. "The more reason then for me to leave it."
"You
don't have to tell me," Sammy said. "I'm dying to have a place of my own."
They
lay there for a few minutes, longing for cigarettes and for all the things
that this longing, in its perfect frustration, seemed to condense and
embody.
"Your
ash holder," Josef said finally. "Ashtray!"
"On
the fire escape. It's a plant!"
"It
might be filled with the ... spacek? ... kippe? ... the stubbles?"
"The
butts, you mean?"
"The
butts."
"Yeah,
I guess. Don't tell me you'd smoke-"
Without
warning, in a kind of kinetic discharge of activity that seemed to be
both the counterpart and the product of the state of perfect indolence
that had immediately preceded it, Josef rolled over and out of the bed.
Sammy's eyes had by now adjusted to the darkness of his room, which was
always, at any rate, incomplete. A selvage of gray-blue radiation from
the kitchen tube fringed the bedroom door and mingled with a pale shaft
of nocturnal Brooklyn, a compound derived from the haloes of streetlights,
the headlamps of trolleys and cars, the fires of the borough's three active
steel mills, and the shed luster of the island kingdom to the west, that
came slanting in through a parting in the curtains. In this faint glow
that was, to Sammy, the sickly steady light of insomnia itself, he could
see his cousin going methodically through the pockets of the clothes he
had earlier hung so carefully from the back of the chair.
"The
lamp?" Josef whispered.
Sammy
shook his head. "The mother," he said.
Josef
came back to the bed and sat down. "Then we must to work in the darkness."
He
held between the first fingers of his left hand a pleated leaf of cigarette
paper. Sammy understood. He sat up on one arm, and with the other tugged
the curtains apart, slowly so as not to produce the telltale creak. Then,
gritting his teeth, he raised the sash of the window beside his bed, letting
in a chilly hum of traffic and a murmuring blast of cold March midnight.
Sammy's "ashtray" was an oblong terra-cotta pot, vaguely Mexican, filled
with a sterile compound of potting soil and soot and the semipetrified
skeleton, appropriately enough, of a cineraria that had gone unsold during
Sammy's houseplant days and thus predated his smoking habit, still a fairly
recent acquisition, by about three years. A dozen stubbed-out ends of
Old Golds squirmed around the base of the withered plant, and Sammy distastefully
plucked a handful of them-they were slightly damp-as if gathering night
crawlers, then handed them in to his cousin, who traded him for a box
of matches that evocatively encouraged him to EAT AT JOE'S CRAB ON FISHERMAN'S
WHARF, in which only one match remained.
Quickly,
but not without a certain showiness, Josef split open seven butts, one-handed,
and tipped the resultant mass of pulpy threads into the wrinkled scrap
of Zig Zag. After half a minute's work, he had manufactured them a smoke.
"Come,"
he said. He walked on his knees across the bed to the window, where Sammy
joined him, and they wriggled through the sash and thrust their heads
and upper bodies out of the building. He handed the cigarette to Sammy
and, in the precious flare of the match, as Sammy nervously sheltered
it from the wind, he saw that Josef had prestidigitated a perfect cylinder,
as thick and straight and nearly as smooth as if rolled by machine. Sammy
took a long drag of True Virginia Flavor and then passed the magic cigarette
back to its crafter, and they smoked it in silence, until only a hot quarter
inch remained. Then they climbed back inside, lowered the sash and the
blinds, and lay back, bedmates, reeking of smoke.
"You
know," Sammy said, "we're, uh, we've all been really worried ... about
Hitler... and the way he's treating the Jews and ... and all that. When
they, when you were ... invaded.... My mom was ... we all... " He
shook his own head, not sure what he was trying to say. "Here." He
sat up a little, and tugged one of the pillows out from under the back
of his head.
Josef
Kavalier lifted his own head from the mattress and stuffed the pillow
beneath it. "Thank you," he said, then lay still once more.
Presently,
his breathing grew steady and slowed to a congested rattle, leaving Sammy
to ponder alone, as he did every night, the usual caterpillar schemes.
But in his imaginings, Sammy found that, for the first time in years,
he was able to avail himself of the help of a confederate.
THE
AMAZING ADVENTURES OF KAVALIER & CLAY. Copyright © 2000 by Michael Chabon.
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